Accidental Journalist
September 29, 2011 Leave a comment
I never intended to be a journalist.
At least, not when I started out…
I ran into Toks the other day. This blog post is the result of the conversation I had with him. I’m going to give you a summary of how I made Catch work for me, and hopefully there will be something here that you can use as well, wherever you are in your media career.
I don’t want to overload you with a life story but here’s some background information on how I ended up at Catch to put everything I write in context.
Backstory – Conned By Science
I applied to Catch because I wanted to be a proper freelance writer. My background is in science. I did a mixture of astronomy and physics at university. All of it was overly abstract information, which got me nothing apart from the opportunity to freeze my arse off on the Brecon Beacons and have interesting conversation at parties about supermassive black holes.
The study was mostly fun but essentially pointless if you want to get paid. And nobody tells you this when you are signing up to get a BSc. There should be a little disclaimer that says: “Job not guaranteed, big f***ing debt very much guaranteed.” But they don’t, and here I was…
As I said, I hadn’t even considered journalism at that point.
More Backstory – I Find Catch 22
Anyway, I was stuck in the catch 22 of wanting to be a writer. I’d worked for free for various people and was getting sick and tired of the ‘must have experience to get experience’ thing. No doubt it pisses you guys off just as much as me. My experiences were in technical writing and science communication: eg. making stuff about space more interesting and readable for the general public. That’s what I thought I’d end up writing more of… eventually.
Then I found Catch, and because I really, really wanted to be a writer I applied…twice. They didn’t interview me first time around, but after some friendly but persistent emails and phone calls they interviewed me when the course re-opened, and then, here I was.
Experience at Catch 22 Academy
Anyway, so I did my time at Catch, working hard on all the assignments and embracing this journalism stuff in a crushing bear hug. I was not, and am not a very good technical journalist. My grades where OK, but many others did far better. I knew more about stellar nucleosynthesis than stenography. I knew next to sod all about the commercial publishing industry in the UK. But I absorbed all the info I could, like a sponge.
That said, I loved the whole experience and met a ton of interesting characters. My cohort were just a fantastic bunch of people, who I am sad to say I see much less of since we’re from all over the place.
I ‘Graduate’ Catch 22
So I completed the Academy portion of the course, but the main thing about Catch is the industry placements. This is where s*** gets real. The academy program is merely a prologue to the wonderful adventures that are to follow, if you are willing to (please excuse the American cliché) ‘step up to the plate.’
‘Cos, just in case you didn’t know, the enterprise is networked in to the industry like you wouldn’t believe. Formally and informally. For example, Toks and the admin staff have excellent working relationships with most of the major publishers in the UK, but the tutors have even more on top of this. Simmy, Matilda or Kate may be able to make you the informal introduction you need to get that foot in the door at your chosen publication. And all you have to do is ask them!
You want the placements like a malnourished man wants vitamins. But you knew that.
Where I Am Now?
Thanks to an intro from Catch, I’m at Bauer Media, the rather massive international publisher. I write for FHM Online and when I’m not doing stuff for them, I’m badgering the other publications (mainly Empire at the moment) with pitches and ideas. When this placement ends, I go to Incisive Media to work on Computer Active and wangle my way into the British Journal Of Photography. My overall goal of deriving a significant income as a freelance writer is taking shape.
All I can do is keep thanking Catch 22 for putting faith in me. And I do! The staff is most likely sick of it by now, but a little gratitude never harmed anybody, right?
Remember, as an alumnus or a current trainee, you are part of the Catch family and we have our very own little old boys/old girls network now. And it’s bloody powerful at that. Trainees are all over the place. As of yet there is no central place to connect with everybody who’s been on the course, but Toks implied there’s something in the works.
Conclusion
I’ve got far more out of Catch 22 in under half a year than all my time at university. Clearly, someone needs to give Toks a goddamn medal for services to journalism and jaded young writers. However I think he gets enough satisfaction just from watching trainees kicking arse and taking names in media. So if anything, do it for Toks!
Tips based on what worked for me
Always be pitching.- Accept all challenges Catch throws at you; you are there to prove yourself.
- Take on more challenges. Laugh at your workload. Though Catch wants to help you, the one thing that the staff has stressed they want most in candidates is hunger. Devour your assignments and look for more.
- So if you aren’t hungry why are you here? You do want to be in the industry, right?
- Be open to new experience. Never discount anything. Before Catch, my little world was being a science communicator, but being open to all the opportunities, and trusting the staff to know what was best for me was critical. FHM wasn’t on the cards but I’m glad it is now.
- Don’t let any bullshit about the industry being overly competitive get you down. Only you have the unique experiences and skills that you do, and can do what you do. All you need to do is find a way to demonstrate your unique value to the market. Catch can and will help you do that.
- Give back to Catch when you can. For me, this has so far included being a complete evangelist about the whole thing to all the writers I know, spreading flyers around Croydon (lol), and writing a PDF doc for Catch about Twitter. I guess this little blog post counts too. Give to get.
- Help everybody you can. Earl was right. Karma is real. And even if it isn’t, if everybody believed in it the world would be a lot nicer and easier.
- Have a personal angle. How do you demonstrate that you are different from everybody else? One of mine is the owl thing. I think it makes more sense when you meet me.
- Network to get work: just talk to people. No agenda. Just converse. Talk about publishing if you want! Learn stuff and make friends. Easy peasy.
I’m on Twitter (like everybody else) – follow me for a combination of useful journalistic discussion, utter gibberish, Zen fragments and razor sharp aphorisms.
Good luck with your journey, I hope to run into you guys everywhere. Let me know if I can be any help to you, cos we really are all in this together.





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